asliyah

someone who is annoying and thinks getting 90s is bad

omg shes such an asliyah

by emily lily rose June 26, 2021

Dirty Aslan

when a person named "Aslan" gets the "double handed reverse twist vacuum seal gluck gluck 9000" by a thick bitch

yoooo wassup fam you know my name is "Aslan" so uh you wanna gimme that Dirty Aslan

by thethickdickdaddy69 June 26, 2021

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 6, 2008

asleeping

What you are doing when you leave your msn on overnight. This term is used primarily in msn conversations or away messages. You are away and asleep. You are asleeping.

MSN name: Jam: Been replaced by a 23yr old emo fuckball/Sex knows who she is - asleeping

by teddyrux July 2, 2006

asle

A shorter way to say Ass hole. Used by people who don't have time to say the whole word.

Man Jordy is such and asle he stole my bitch!

by Demtane June 11, 2017

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016