Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.
by RandomScaper July 11, 2009
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"Did you see that freak the other day with 17 lady friends and like a million pets? he was wearing a britney spears shirt and rainbow pants with a gay pride sticker."
"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"
"OH YEAH THATS ASHKON!"
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He is a huge jerk and fboi. He flirts with all the other girls around other than me. He is mean to me and mean to my friends. I don't like him at all.
Ashton is so mean!
by Somemadchica February 1, 2018
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