Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.

The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.

by chigga12345 April 14, 2024

lennox asher

the mosf roman attic man to ever exist with love stronger than morning coffee on a sunday. has light chestnut hair with a hint of pee smell <3 and is absolutely funky and fresh. has a love for his good girl big bird and that one bitch named morabolla godpee. is not himself without his lovely friends + all his gay lovers 🥰 probably can be found in the back of a van listening to the 1975 or watching unsolved crime documentaries or reminiscing the vintage eras

girl #q: is lennox asher modeling evan peters again?!

girl #2: ya it’s like his true form or something!

by bellaloveslennox March 3, 2019

Asher

Asher is the sweetest guy you could possibly meet, he has brown long fluffy hair and has the best personality. but don’t get to fooled he has a freaky side 😏. Asher is a very cool person and if your his girlfriend he is complete boyfriend material, he will never go a day without making sure you okay, he loves complementing his girl but watch out boys you touch her he will kill you. but if you ever find an asher NEVER lose him 🥰 P.S VERY Attractive

“damn, have you seen Asher he’s hot”

by Christian child May 6, 2021

Asher

A sweet, funny, and lovable girl whose heart is big, but her temper is shorter than she is. Her heart first belongs to God, so if you try to pursue her, you might find yourself attending church the following Sunday. She loves her family, and isn't afraid to show it. She's very loud, extremely theatric, and some people consider her "childish", but she couldn't care less! Nothing is "normal" with her, so if you date her, literally expect the unexpected! She makes you smile without even trying, and half the time she doesn't even know how she's doing it. I don't know how, but she simultaneously lives in two worlds at once, and is oblivious a good percent of the time. She's often on her toes, either working so she can blow her money on her family, or literally standing on her toes because she wants to see how long she can hold the position. Get on her bad side, and she'll tear you a new one! She may not remember what she wore the other day, but she'll never forget what you did to piss her off!

I just saw Asher...she bumped into a light pole

by imapersonwithaname November 23, 2021

asher

asher is a short guy with a gigantic penis. if you ever run into this guy you will be so jelous that you cry yourself to sleep

if i can ever asher myself ill gain alot of self confidence

by JesusBLESSmyBOOT January 6, 2025

Asher

An Asher could be either very sweet or very salty. There's no in between.

The salty Asher could punch you or kick you in the shins. This is from personal experience.
The sweet Asher will care for you and he's very sporty, also like the salty Asher.

Make sure to keep your friends close (a.k.a the sweet Asher) but to keep your enemies closer (the salty Asher.)

Sweet Asher: "Omg! That Asher guy is so charming!"
Salty Asher: "Ugh, that Asher guy also kicked me to the ground this morning."

by jizzy min min December 18, 2017

Asher

Asher is a guy that probably has long brown hair and blue eyes with freckles he thinks he is mysterious but he is just a softy at heart ❤️ And loves cats

“ Who is that guy over there petting a stray cat“
“ oh that’s Asher“

by Yay ok hi April 19, 2023