The Arkansas Theory

A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.

It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.

Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?

Maybe.

by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025

Arkansas Shauntail

While fishing with your buddies, the act of removing your clothing and fingering your belly button while simultaneously jiggin or jerking your/their rod.

Poor Paul was never quite the same after he got one of them Arkansas Shauntails…

by hoosierdaddy3 November 18, 2021

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

Arkansas Chili Bowl

When you poop in someone's garbage disposal and turn it on

Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?

Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl

by ZombieRx18 July 16, 2021

Arkansas

A shit ass state with nothing but hills and tornadoes i will set up a go fund me to get everyone out of that shit ass state FUCK THE MAYOR OF ARKANSAS

bruh imagine living in Arkansas ☠️☠️☠️☠️

by oliver walker December 19, 2022

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 15, 2019