aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024

Aqua rice

Aqua rice; meaning ‘your person’ in the work environment

You will always be my Aqua rice, even if you leave the company

by TPigeonS August 24, 2021

Aqua dom

A shame based water pusher, wherein the main dominating force focus is hydration.

My bartender was such an aqua dom, I was peeing all night!

by Dustinurface July 19, 2024

Aqua

Aqua can be describe as a popular kind of monkey

Aqua got no nuts xd

by I_amcat January 17, 2025

Aqua driver

The aqua driver is when you fuck a woman usually from behind with her head in the toilet.

It’s a tricky one to pull off but so satisfying once achieved.

Flush optional

There is nothing more sexy than giving the wife an aqua driver for her birthday

by Scottsibe July 8, 2021

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

Tommy Aqua

nickname for Saint Tomas Aquinas used when thomist Catholics argue using memes.

Atheist: You believe in sky fairy. God does not exist.
Catholic: Have you even read Tommy Aqua's Summa Memeologica Pars Prima Question 2 Article 3 Whether God exists?

by Tommy QuackQuack April 16, 2018