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Aqua

Aqua-sama

A beautiful light-blue haired goddess of water with clothes that match her beauty. She’s of average height (5’4”) 162 cm. Popular misconception is that she does not wear any underwear but that is not true; she wears blue-striped panties and that is canon. (Read LN)

Most people including most descriptions on this website call her “useless” or worse, however that is a lie. She has many unique abilities including the power to resurrect the recently deceased individuals. She can defeat any devil, undead or ghost with ease, with her around you can sleep without worry knowing Aqua would not let any boogeyman slip through!

Aqua’s personality is not “bitchy” like many would have you believe, in my opinion she’s a very lively character who will lighten up your day. She is a lot of fun especially when it comes to parties, her party tricks will make all cheer!

Aqua is a very talented goddess, but she needs a bit of inspiration otherwise she would just sleep and lie in bed all day (just like me), she makes mistakes often as she often acts before thinking (just like me) but that’s exactly what many love about her! Remember to praise her everyday!

Praise Aqua!
- LightUK
Praise Aqua for she is great!
Aqua is a wonderful goddess!
by LightUK September 27, 2021
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aqua ovaries

Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.
"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"
by sensorydepth February 28, 2016
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Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.
I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!
by travelnut May 25, 2009
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Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.
Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.
by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022
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Aqua bobber

A blowjob performed while submerged in a pool or hot tub.
Did you hear about Nick ? He got an aqua bobber last night! I didn't even know that was possible!
by OJWasInnocent June 23, 2016
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aqua borrie

A poo in the pool/bath/water (Australia slang)
Ahh no - the little turd did an aqua borrie in the pool!
by Jeany7 May 20, 2018
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Aqua Water

Water that contains better than regular water qualities. It is made in a lab. It makes you healthier, stronger and gives you super powers. It makes you feel like a sigma alpha.
It is high in sigmameters and aura.
It is only sold at Starbucks. When asking for it in your drink make sure to asked for “The Aqua Water”. It is apart of the secret Starbucks menu.
*DRINK SAFELY THE SIGMA LEVELS ARE HIGH*

Ingredients:
Aqua Water
Carbon Dioxide

Infinity aura

Energy balls
Person#1: I just had my Aqua Water for the day!
Person #2: How do you feel?
Person #1: Sigma!
by Ella Alpha Smith June 2, 2024
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