The Star Alliance is an internet drama forum where people pretend to be active, but people mostly just hang out and talk about the good old days. Regulars as of last season were Joseph Stalin Grandson Ben (played by Magic) he's an asshole who punches people over the internet in violent disagreements. People on the receiving end of these are usually Xaran Failamas(played by himself), Some Whiny Australian(played by Melda) and ProfessionalChildMolester(played by himself). Other regulars include BilltheEmu(played by himself) who steals peoples pies, Lenny the Jannitor(played by Iskatumesk), Pope Wibod the 69th(played by himself), a drunken Australian Robot(played by Taeradun) and Drumsof "holyshitguyslookatthispornIfound" War(played by himself).
An example of a typical season at The Star Alliance.
ProfessionalChildMolestor- "You just hate me because I'm religous!!!!!"
Ben- "Wrong, I hate you because you're a faggot!" *PCM is launched into orbit by a GIANT BLACK COCK*
ProfessionalChildMolestor- "You just hate me because I'm religous!!!!!"
Ben- "Wrong, I hate you because you're a faggot!" *PCM is launched into orbit by a GIANT BLACK COCK*
by Pope Wibod the 69th July 12, 2007
Get the The Star Alliance mug.In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?
Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.
Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.
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A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
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Get the Allan Pinkerton 433 mug.A group of NF pussycreep fucks who ruin parties faster than a cop can give an MIC or a slut can say "Date-rape". Formed in the Fall of 2013 as an anti-empire movement, the group prides themselves on their lack of game, their ability to scare off thirsty hoes, and their overall shitty existence. Being the world's biggest pussy is a requirement of membership.
Joe: How was your weekend?!? Did you smash?!?
John: Nah dude, went to a party that had more dudes than a Beta Chi Brotherhood Event.
Joe: LMAO Classic REBEL ALLIANCE PARTY, NF PUSSYCREEP FUCKS!!!
(Nancy overhears in the background.)
Nancy: Haha stupid John! I would rather get gang-raped than go to a fucking REBEL party!
John: Nah dude, went to a party that had more dudes than a Beta Chi Brotherhood Event.
Joe: LMAO Classic REBEL ALLIANCE PARTY, NF PUSSYCREEP FUCKS!!!
(Nancy overhears in the background.)
Nancy: Haha stupid John! I would rather get gang-raped than go to a fucking REBEL party!
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