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Shaun Alexander'd

To sign a large and lucrative contract after a career year only to be completely worthless and failing to show any sign of the ability previously displayed after signing said contract.
Hopefully the Seahawks don't get Shaun Alexander'd again, that would suck.
by Rob Vann February 10, 2009
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Axavier

A fine ass boy (usually light skinned) who plays basketball, and has a fine booty. Axaviers are also usually attracted to white girls although not admitting it. Axaviers are usually very kind hearted and caring about all the women in their lives. This brings up another point, usually Axaviers are very beloved and wanted by all the women who come in contact with an Axavier. Axaviers are amazing cuddlers and are proven to make any girl un controllably smile. If you are an Axavier here are some signs a girl likes you:

1. She is white
2. She always looks at you, or says hello, etc., when she sees you walk by.
3. She will always smile at you no matter what you do.
4. She will usually try to sit next to you at a party, school, lunch, work.
And if she does all these things, take a chance and ask her out. Because girls who are this determined to get your attention are rare.
Did you see Axavier at last nights game?
Yeah he did a back flip and dunked the ball in the last three seconds. He's so fine.
by Tgodwiz December 20, 2014
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Alexander Rybak

Won Eurovision 2009 with the catchiest song on the planet. It consists of mispronounciation of words such as "do", which is pronounced as "diouuu".

He sings mostly about girls who he is obsessed with, though they usually report him to the Norwegian police in return.

He has a big smile and likes to eat people... especially Australian girls.
"Did you see that really tall guy eating girls last night?!"
"Ohmygosh, I know! He was such an Alexander Rybak".
by businessmeeting June 30, 2011
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Alexander

A man with an insanely large penis and is funny and extremely handsome . Usually ha say crazy side but can be serious if he wants to be . Alex is also an amazing fighter with a short temper ... do not annoy him
John- Almost got into a fight with Alexander today
Bob- Holy shit ...how are you not dead
by TM-04-03-2000 March 6, 2017
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LeXavier

LeXavier is a wonderful son!! He is trust worthy and a pleasure to be around. He's a comic relief and always at the center of attention. Always has others needs and wants ahead of his own. Very smart and likes to debate and argue his point. Has a smile that can brighten any room. Very loyal to his friends and family. Lex's are also very spiritual. Sometimes can hide his emotions and keep them bottled up. Lex's aren't very organized and likes to do things at the last minute.
LeXavier chewed all his gum
by Tikismama February 4, 2010
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Alexander

Alexander is a guy has really big balls, like the size of melons. He is also sweet and caring and will be a great father.
He also runs a cartel out of a small restaurant.
Wow your balls are huge like an Alexander.
MMM you're such and Alexander.
by Alexander556 January 25, 2019
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Alexander Ovechkin

One of the nastiest players in the NHL.

Plays on the Washington Capitals.

A SNIPER
Regardless of what anyone says Crosby is a better player than Alexander Ovechkin.
by natalie298755 October 10, 2009
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