Ole Aleksander

Sets fire to things, is gay and short. Can't seem to act normally around women, probably because he is gay and hates women. Ole Aleksander often chokes and pulls girls hair when his small penis grows to 3 cm when he has a boner.

Ey, that guy gay. Has a small penis to, only 3 cm.
Yeah, seems like a total Ole Aleksander

by Mekleren May 9, 2019

Dirty Aleesha

A small female who loves bdsm and cumstains on her tits

i gave her a Dirty Aleesha last night

by dirty no 1 March 5, 2019

aleksandared

(also, Aleksandared)

to pwn someone.

dude, that guy sucked, so I aleksandared him

by DeWayne Mann September 3, 2004

aleks

Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.

"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."

by gloria glovebox August 14, 2006

Aleisha

Someone who is described as Mean. Not liked by very many people. Is goofy, which makes is very annoying. Doesn't know excactly what they want in life.

That Aleisha kid is annoying.

by Rennae May 28, 2008

Aleksey

Aleksey; A fat white russian boy who is blonde haired and blue eyed. Thinks he is superior to everyone else and thinks he is in someway not privleged

"Oh my god look at John he is being such an Aleksey right now."

by Alexander Garin January 20, 2019

aleksa

a asshole that doesn't understand anything and likes flirting even though he always ends up failing

dude do you see that Aleksa right there

by therealanony June 10, 2018