Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.

"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor

by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013

nicotine addict

What a cigarette smoker really is.

After a neighbor heard me tell my Mother that he, a cigarette smoker, was addicted to nicotine, thus a "nicotine addict", got him to realize what he was really doing—drugging himself.

by but for May 12, 2018

Crack-Addict

Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.

The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me

by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018

Sex Addict

doing sex all the time...feeling to have to

my ex girlfriend...she was a sex addict....i came in to her apartment and she was in bed with 2 other guys...sleeping...her hand was stuck up his ass...and her head was on the other guys cock...she had cum all over her face...her tounge was hanging out!...and the guys...one hand there hand up her vagina...cum all over the place...and the other guy had his hands on her chest...like a man bra....SICK....that girls a cunt...i was so pissed...i ended up sleeping with3 girls that nite...and got 2 pregnent...hey wat the hell!...my cocks huge!....im a sex addict now too....i hate it....but im always happy

by crdkdm August 9, 2007

Snuff addict

Sexually aroused by watching or making films where people die.

'You going out tonight?' 'Yes, I'm going round Richard Lucas's because he is a snuff addict!'

by Tim10inch February 21, 2010

Coffee-Addict

Supposedly a famous internet figure, from Finland. He is known for extreme use of sarcasm, flaming, but also at times for witty conversations and helpfulness.

While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.

Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.

Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.

<nebulian> Stop trying to be a coffee-addict, dude.
...
<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?

by Pekka May 19, 2006

Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.

"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)

by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010