Pick Axe

A sexual position used by people with mighty long noses. When taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her anal cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the vagina in a pick axe action

Rupert - "How are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??"
Megan - "A bit sore this morning, how's your pecker?"
Rupert - "I think i've broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night"

by J Samsone February 18, 2014

war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

dirty Ax

A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.

“I have a piss-kink, what are you into?”
”I’m a bit of a dirty Ax.”

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Axe Overload

When a man puts on an extreme amount of Axe deodorant, filling your nostrils with the cheap fragrance.

Usually preformed by teenagers.

Dude did you smell that kid?

The one that passed by a min ago smelling like cheap Axe Phoenix?

Axe Overload.

Yeah.

Yeah.

by Greyblood January 4, 2011

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

Axe Bombing

Axe Bombing is the act of which one person runs up on somebody, jumps, and sprays a can of Axe body spray at the target.

"Dude i heard Jeremy was a victim of Axe bombing. Kyle sprayed the hell out of him in the locker room!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

Axe Month

When you aren't in the mood of doing something

Axe: I have the axe month
Plastis: Shieet I wanted you to stream and all

by Plastis June 1, 2013