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fucking awesome

Fucking awesome has a wide variety of uses. It can be used positively, but recent ground-breaking linguistic research at Johnstone High School has revealed it can be used as a positive or negative reply to almost anything. The sheer awesomeness of the phrase (it has an awe factor of 10099892) allows it to discard the traditional roles of positive and negative.

however, the actual meaning of fucking awesome is unclear.
"You just got raped by a sailor called Enrique!"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "My anus hurts"

"The ice-cream/cocaine van is here"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I don't like ice-cream."

"What is your opinion on gay marriage, the US occupation of Iraq and Martha Stewart?"

correct reply "They're all fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I oppose gay marriage, love the Iraq war and would like to baste Mrs. Stewart's goose."
by ConversionNinja August 18, 2006
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Awesome

Annoyingly used by English people who wish they were American!
Oh Edward the tea party you held was most definitely AWESOME!

What do you think of my new slippers Alice?
Alice: they're awesome!
by Shabbag1 September 12, 2013
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Hockey-Awesome

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.
Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!
by Jefferson Maloney April 28, 2007
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Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job

Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is one of thee funniest comedy/sketch show's ever!

Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.

Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Karen: Anything good on t.v?
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.

Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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Wicked Awesome

Something that is unbelievably cool or "Out of this world".
Ah, man. This song is wicked awesome, dude.
by A Dudette August 2, 2008
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Awesome Hair

Hair that swirls and falls around your face perfectly. The kind of hair that looks just that much sexier when all messed up or wet. The kind of hair that can be the difference between "yes!" and "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."

Doing it wrong:

hair gel.( just. no.)
cutting your beautiful sexy curly hair. *brb, crying*
SHAVING YOUR FUCKING HEAD. (potatoes are sexy, amiright?)
Getting anything shaved into your hair. (Seriously, your skull is not a billboard.)
examples of awesome hair are welcome here
by ƒigure.10 November 18, 2009
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get awesome

the use of recreational drugs to become "high" either through weed or any illegal substance
dude lets have some fun tonight, i got some weed for us to get awesome with!
by t-dog05091993 June 16, 2010
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