Australia

A mostly great and beautiful land of generally intelligent people who are not racist. As has already been stated, Australians have a friendly rivalry going with New Zealand. However, despite the sheep jokes the "fish and chips" bit there is a fondness for New Zealand behind it all. Despite Australia's image being "tarnished" recently, Australia will be able to hold her head high when little Johnny retires. The problem is, however, there is no alternative government to vote for.

Despite sentiments to the contrary, Australian society as a whole is not that racist. Hell, there are so many cultures living in Australia aren't there, you are bound to have a few tensions from time to time. I think it is important that people realise only a minority of Australians are racist thugs. The rest, are great people.

Australia is not perfect but then, where is?

by Paul Ward July 22, 2006

australia

the greatest country in the world. kick ass in sport, hot guys and girls, great shopping, life is laid back and basically quite peacefull. kinda like america without all the driveby shootings, cheerleaders, abercrombie and dunkin donuts. home to the hottest people in the world as we r the most multicultural nation with every race on the planet. so basically alot of people r mixed up and therefore very exotic looking. also thanks to the sun, everyones skin goes 1 to 2 shades darker and their hair goes 1 to 2 shades lighter.

no we do not catch kangaroos to work and school, koalas and wallabys r not in our backyards either. just like u dont see bald eagles on ure front porch. home to hot mixed people, and kickass sports! australia rox!

by aussie and proud of it! April 30, 2006

Australian Catapult

When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.

Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.

Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.

by maxwellfishwell March 3, 2019

Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

quiet australian

"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"

that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...

by RoosterSmuggler November 22, 2019

Gday mate im Australian

~A phrase commonly used by Americans to imitate the accent of an Australian.

American: G'day mate, I'm Australian!
Aussie: Good for you dickhead.

by Bonza Bob July 29, 2004

Astra

Astra is a girl who is too cool. When people see an Astra on the street, they say, "Man, that girl is so damn hip. I wish I was/was with that girl." You can tell an Astra from a mile away because they usually have rad tattoos and are listening to super cool underground music on their Ipod. If you run into a girl at some local show and she's the only on who knows the words to all the songs, you know it's an Astra.

"My God, check that girl's hip swagger. She's totally an Astra."

"I met an Astra at Cervantes last night."

"Man, this swanky party is full of Astras"

by ellejune February 4, 2010