counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Tom nobody asked

A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.

Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".

by Daneee the dood March 16, 2022

but did pip ask?

answer is usually no cos pip is too swag to ask

person 1 -"grandma died"

person 2 -"okk, but did pip ask?"
person 1- "no😔"

by supercoolalwaysandforever July 08, 2020

Did I ask?

One of the worst comebacks you could ever do.

Person A: Hey did you guys play That South Park videogame? It’s so good

Person B: Did I ask?

Person A: The world doesn’t revolve around you Fuck face

by MUGlol69 January 18, 2022

Did I ask?

The most overrated comeback EVER.

Person 1: I like pickle sandwiches.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: No, but do I care if you don't?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Exactly.

by Moonsun Bleach :> February 02, 2022

Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

by 😼 🙄🤚🏽 😗✌🏽 🧸💜 November 23, 2020

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 24, 2022