arse prick

1. Someone who is a total worthless arse, and a douchebag prick as well, AKA: douchecock
2. A reference to anal sex.

Have you met Jim? He's a total arse prick, I just want to stab him!
Last night was the last arse prick I've had in years.

by Xerox48 July 17, 2012

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

by The Big Haggis April 01, 2016

Arse fax

When the label of underwear / pants sticks out over the seam of the pants.

Uschi definately didn't look in the mirror when she left home, an arse fax was sticking out of her hotpants.

by Kid Stupid November 25, 2010

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 09, 2005

Arse Barnacle

A stubborn winnet that is near impossible to remove.

Whats that in your arse?

Its an arse barnacle.

by Tommy Arse Barnacle September 11, 2010

arse banger

gay/homosexual, meant in a funny but not derogatory manner!x

graham norton

by Sexystrokesgirl03 December 07, 2003

Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

by DrLoveNuts June 25, 2007