Anonymous Gene is an Internet stalker and dickhead. He is known for his attempted doxxing (which he sucks at, terribly) and his hatred of Onision . It is believed that Anonymous Gene is gay and Chris Hansen is his butt-buddy.
Remember that time Anonymous Gene tried to doxx Tara but doxxed the wrong person instead? What a damned idiot.
by The Madd Catter December 23, 2024
Get the anonymous Genemug. There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.
Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
Get the Anonymous Browsermug. 
One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
Get the Anonymous Hitlermug. Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday
by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025
Get the Gerkin Anonymousmug. Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.
Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
Get the Not Anonymousmug. Pseudo-anonymous given by the word pseudo which means give out a fake identity online or in real life . This refers to someone use an Alias to hide their identity hidden and given out their alias such as John or what ever name you choose making them pseudo anonymous
by DæklWiki May 6, 2022
Get the Pseudo-anonymousmug.