Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

Dr Anonymous

Anyone who is going to use this as his stage name is going to be G.O.A.T of writers and Neurosurgeon.

Hey his poems are so good. Is he Dr Anonymous..?

by Dr_Anonymous November 24, 2023

Not Anonymous

Come on Alex, you're no fun.... But you are a very shrewd debater. You dissect arguments with great precision and it's always very entertaining.

Hym "I'm not anonymous though. You just didn't ask. If you see a stranger walking down the street, you don't know their name but... They aren't anonymous. Someone you know might know their name. If someone you know, tells you their name, do you pretend not to know their name until they tell you? No. I'm not going to pretend your not just being stubborn. But here's my extra-spicy take... You want to hear it? You'll have to read the next one but I got a good one."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2023

Anonymations

If uhggh the word anonymous was like, emenymrrmt like, animated ig?

He looks a little gay but, whatever makes my princess happy 😍😍

Anonymations is errmmmm, very silly borgor boy

by Glumbert November 30, 2023

Anonymous

And, again...

Hym "I'm not anonymous. The week I became Hym they were posting definitions in L33t Sp34k (the format of my password) which means SOMEONE has had my Facebook profile since day one. So, not anonymous. Not a troll either. Greatest psychological mind of all time! Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Queen Anonymous

Queen Anonymous:
You probably use this for quizzes.
You also might be clever and pretty smart for using this, you probably like to trick a lot of people. Chin up queen, your crown is falling 😉

Boy 1: God is that Queen Anonymous again?
Boy 2: YOUR NOT A SECRET ANYMORE! EVERYONE KNOWS

by Queen Anonymous July 8, 2022

Anonymous

Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!

Anonymous knows alot of words, the man surely has a masters degree in English

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022