Adolf Hitler

Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.

Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler!
Any sensible person: Fuck off you Austrian cunt.

by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023

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Adolf's Gas

A gas station where you can get 88% off

Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!

by El Buttsexo February 9, 2024

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Adolf Rizzler

Not to be confused with the Rizzler or Adolf Hitler, an Adolf Rizzler is someone who commands a respectable amount of rizz (charisma), but who uses said rizz for deplorable reasons.

Person 1: "Frank is literally the Adolf Rizzler of my life, I fight a constant battle against him, but he keeps turning my friends against me."
Person 2: "Holy shit, they just hit the South Tower!"

by Ronlad Reneag January 31, 2025

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Adolf Jerzy

Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.

Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.

Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"

Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"

Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"

by Panzer V June 4, 2022

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