Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.
by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022
Get the Nigelmug. The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude
Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.
by George7788 January 10, 2025
Get the Nigelmug. The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist
Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020
Get the Nigelmug. by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023
Get the Nigel Shahbazmug. A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
Get the Nigelismmug. Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
Get the Nigelmug. a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug.