Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!
Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.
Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.
Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007
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Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
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Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 29, 2013
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Get the Monday Misery mug.Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
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