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Joshua

A guy that tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably. Is mostly a complete tool to everyone and always manages to make a fool out of himself in some way, he also isn't liked by many people for obvious reasons.
"That Joshua guy always acts like such an idiot. Why does he exist?"
by imfeelinit March 11, 2017
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A sound amazing sexy and attractive 12 year old Called Joshua just dab on the haters and watches Logan Paul
Peng girl:Who’s that?
Other peng girl:that mong,that’s Joshua
by Massivesket69 January 30, 2018
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A Josh is usually a patriot fan who always ends up being a bandwagon in the end. Usually has the smallest penis you'll ever see. Most commonly found in the Eastern United States. A Josh is the worst basketball player you'll ever meet. He shoots more bricks than a blind folded Shaq at the half court line. Usually enjoys football but has an ego the size of the earth. Usually thinks he can mimic Brendon Urie. Usually a performer who thinks he's good because people tell him to perform but really they just wanna laugh at him. Usually sings songs about big penis because he don't have one. Thinks he can handle better than Curry but his handles are worse than a fourth graders moral of the story is a Josh is a Big Headed not talented at all. In conclusion just stay away from a Josh.
Joshua is a laugh stock.
by DickPic44 February 13, 2018
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He is an ass who will cheat on you , ask for forgiveness , then do it again. He’ll break up with you for no specific reason. Then - he’ll act as if he’s hurting but secretly he’ll be fucking around already.

‘i don’t think it’s going to work out’

‘why?’
‘idk , just be happy without me

if you date a josh or you’re friends with one , he’ll talk shit behind your back and he’ll make you apologize and take blame for every situation .
Look it’s joshua
nobody likes him, he talks shit about everyone.’
by stopcappin October 24, 2019
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A complete asshole of an individual. A troglodyte lobotomite dumpster baby.
See that dumpster baby? You mean Joshua?
by OhSchist October 30, 2019
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The best person in the world I hope you meet a Joshua he’s the best person you could ever meet
Omg do you have a Joshua “
by Joshuas gf October 24, 2020
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