third joke

A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.

It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.

A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.

Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!

Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!

Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.

Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."

by Triggur October 16, 2006

You are a joke

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.

Look at you, you moron. You are a joke!

by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020

killing joke

an amzing awesome post-punk, industrial metal, alternative rock band, makes a very good music who influenced many later bands such as ministry, big black, soundgarden, nirvana, NIN, prong...

Killing joke music's described as "the sound of the earth vomiting"

by rafff March 9, 2008

Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.

Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.

by defmasta232 August 29, 2010

Joke-lie

When you are giving false information but in a joking voice or manner

I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.

by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021

Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.

After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.

by Tresfingers October 15, 2011

Recycled Joke

the reuse of a joke told by one person by another in a different conversation usually because of lack of sense of humour.

Mark: Hey John What did the the chicken say to the cook.
John: Who gives a fuck that a Recycled Joke

by stevirus1608 September 26, 2010