This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.
by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022
Get the Calvinmug. This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025
Get the Big black Calvin (bbc)mug. by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015
Get the calvin wademug. Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021
Get the Calvinmug. Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. by binarurot April 5, 2022
Get the Na-calvinmug.