Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

sarcasm

Commonly known as "faking it" when a woman fakes an orgasm during sex.

Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: I have never sarcasmed so hard in my life. thank you for nothing

by bittiboi June 20, 2020

sarcasm-ception

Using so much sarcasm that you become unsure whether you are actually being sarcastic or not

Sarcasm-ception is quite self explanitory

by Killat0n March 10, 2014

Sarcasm

something that Ellie can’t handle and immediately says “how rude”.

sarcasm is ellie saying how rude

by elz_belzxx July 28, 2019

Sarcasm

Noun. sahr-kaz-uh m

The esteemed ability to disparage those of subpar intelligence without their immediate recognition that an insult has been directed towards their stupid effing face.

Notice you can only ooze puss, sexuality, and sarcasm?

by Dcluder April 7, 2022

Sarcasms

Multiple uses of sarcasm in a row

"ask me a stupid question and I will give you a sarcastic answer. If you give multiple stupid questions i give you sarcasms."

by emlait July 7, 2017