The one; Compassionate; Loving and caring ; queen; Queen Duncan; Business Women; Energetic and Uncommonly Committed
by Macs August 30, 2022
Get the Johntearia Duncanmug. A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
Get the Duncan "Bush"steadmug. To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'
Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.
Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'
Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.
Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
Get the A Duncan Momentmug. The most loving person one could ever meet. Been through a lot of challenges in life but still a strong person who's facing his life problems with people who he trusts (but also has trust issues). A shy type of person but really good at everything and talks a lot to people he's comfortable with; likes to play video games, and sports. A very kind someone who will make your heart melt the first time you look into his eyes; his eyes is home and his smile is love.
by a very useful source May 12, 2022
Get the Nel Duncanmug. A Duncan is one who enjoys sexual doing things doggy style… but using a real dog. Always ready with a tub of peanut butter for encouragement he really knows how to have a good time.
Duncans may be quiet but really come out of their shell when they team up with a Graeme
Duncans may be quiet but really come out of their shell when they team up with a Graeme
by AussieG March 29, 2024
Get the Duncanmug. Abi duncan is one of the best people you can have in your life! If you have the pleasure of meeting one treat them with kindness as they are one of a kind and always there for you!
by Wepwarp November 23, 2021
Get the abi duncanmug.