Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

barely right now

Mexican way of saying "right now", with an adverb thrown in for no apparent reason. "Barely" is used often among hispanics in this totally random, nonsensical way. "Hardly" sometimes replaces barely.

"When is Sancho coming over?" "Barely right now."

"I barely told you to go to Walmart, Papi"

by Juana Corona July 11, 2009

All Together Now

All Together Now is a Beatles song that inspired 4 gay men to audition on America's Got Talent. They danced, went through poles, slapped each other's butts, and had a great time.

Did you see All Together Now?
Yeah it was AWESOME!!!!!

by homies[naomii+fionaa] September 11, 2011

online now party

when everyone is online at one time.

wow! seems like everyone is flashing 'on line' right now....it must be an online now party!

by allisonthedopeshit January 12, 2007

Thats all their is for now

That stupid message after you accept all the other definitions. Ew

Thats all their is for now kids

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

now and later gators

Gator skin shoes generally worn pimps; they are brightly colored like 'Now and Later' candy.

Snoop: Yeah bitch I got my Now and Later Gators on, I'm about to show you how this pimp hand is way strong.

by Scr0oge February 13, 2012

Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

A moment/ subject of conversation that isn't worth talking about. A little thing that normally people wouldn't bother to bring up.

Example 1:

X: Let's *cough, cough* shake on it.
Y: I'm not gonna shake hands with YOU, you just coughed in your hands!
Y: Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

Example 2:

X: Are you kidding me?
Y: Why what happened?
X: My waiter spilled my drink and didn't even offer to clean it up!
Y: I'll just ask him to pick it up.
X:No don't do that, he knows i saw him do it.
Y: Your making this such a Seinfeld episode.

by Jews are people too July 9, 2010