"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"
by EmotionalKid May 26, 2018
noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.
by lil blue 1er April 27, 2020
Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.
Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM
by tumblrhasporn March 24, 2016
"ask me a stupid question and I will give you a sarcastic answer. If you give multiple stupid questions i give you sarcasms."
by emlait July 06, 2017
by itz_me_your_bff_bob November 03, 2019
Sarcasm is an art used to defend against complete morons pointing out the obvious or saying incredibly dumb shit
Example of sarcasm:
Bob: is the sky blue
Tim: no the sky is purple
(Using a very passive-aggressive tone in your voice amplifies the effect)
Bob: is the sky blue
Tim: no the sky is purple
(Using a very passive-aggressive tone in your voice amplifies the effect)
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 17, 2020
An art form that is usually used to mock the idiot or plural in the room. Sarcasm is a word of tongue. usually it used to either..
1.Impress
2.Mock
or point out the obvious without seeming like an idiot.
1.Impress
2.Mock
or point out the obvious without seeming like an idiot.
Here's an example of sarcasm:
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Guy/girl1 Is there still human being in there
Guy/girl 2
No I'm the fucking Tin Man if only I didn't have a brain
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Guy/girl1 Is there still human being in there
Guy/girl 2
No I'm the fucking Tin Man if only I didn't have a brain
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 January 24, 2019