Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.

Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.

by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024

Sarcasm

A way of Telling someone your opinion by saying the exact opposite of your opinion

The Percy Jackson movies are extremely book accurate and they did not do gover dirty - that sentence in dripping in Sarcasm

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

Sarcasm

Sarcasm the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

@karenMMA is a well educated loveable person (sarcasm)

It's funny because he's actually a whiney little dipshit

who beats his mum

by It's a two way street June 2, 2022

Sarcasmed

A surrogate term to replace "said sarcastically"

"I'm getting my lighter" C-Town said. "Yeah where is your lighter?" I replied. C-Town proceeded to pop the trunk. "Of course. The trunk. Where else would it be?" I sarcasmed.

by Dickemdowndom0118 July 16, 2019

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021