Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.
Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.
by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022
“Bro, did you see John on 295?”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
by therealnq October 28, 2023
Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!
Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
by hornet July 4, 2019
A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 18, 2021
Scum water in a recycled bottle, (usually oicked up off the side of the road) junkies use from the run-off of the streets in Camden
by Murphdawg3 June 6, 2020
Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in New Jersey, USA that is known for its "Pennsyltuckey" influences.
With a few bridges straight to Pennsyltuckey, Warren County is perhaps the least Jersey of all counties in NJ. Too far west to be anything like Northeast NJ... Warren County residents are closer to cows than Bodegas. Nor are we south enough for money. With beautfiul scenery, Warren County residents know why New Jersey is known as the Garden State, but we can't keep our teenagers from getting high and having sex in those fields and gardens because there is literally nothing for young people to do. But we do get to see hot air balloons more than most. Sometimes in our own back yard. Literally. If you move to Warren County and don't buy a four wheeler for your kids, prepare for them to be friendless. If you don't keep them involved in activities, prepare to be young grandparents.
With a few bridges straight to Pennsyltuckey, Warren County is perhaps the least Jersey of all counties in NJ. Too far west to be anything like Northeast NJ... Warren County residents are closer to cows than Bodegas. Nor are we south enough for money. With beautfiul scenery, Warren County residents know why New Jersey is known as the Garden State, but we can't keep our teenagers from getting high and having sex in those fields and gardens because there is literally nothing for young people to do. But we do get to see hot air balloons more than most. Sometimes in our own back yard. Literally. If you move to Warren County and don't buy a four wheeler for your kids, prepare for them to be friendless. If you don't keep them involved in activities, prepare to be young grandparents.
Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in NJ.
I was speeding on I80 in hope and now I'm in the Warren County jail.
I was in Warren County and found the absolute most amazing farm stand...
Why are there still so many KKK members in Warren County, NJ?
Warren County is a great place for hick living in a metropolitan area.
I was speeding on I80 in hope and now I'm in the Warren County jail.
I was in Warren County and found the absolute most amazing farm stand...
Why are there still so many KKK members in Warren County, NJ?
Warren County is a great place for hick living in a metropolitan area.
by NTJJ March 15, 2023
A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 29, 2016