Fudge-packer

A person who literally packs fudge as a job.

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.

by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010

Rail Fudge

That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.

Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.

My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.

The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

fudge snake

Human feces

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.

by Pimplash July 31, 2023

Fudge Hangover

The stomach ache and general horribleness you feel after consuming too much fudge

Sorry I can't come, I ate too much fudge and now I have a horrible fudge hangover

by TheMostAmazingPersonToEverExist August 18, 2015

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016

Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014

Round Fudge

That beautiful little brown balloon knot. The sphincter. The anus.

Not to be confused with the Fudge Round which is a snack cake made by Little Debbie, but is equally as satisfying and delicious.

I ate Rachel’s round fudge last night. Her booty juice tastes soooo good.

She let me hit that round fudge last night. She’s sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018