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watcher in the water 

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.
Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.
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Bring some water with ya!

This is a phrase that, standing alone, seems very innocent, but when a white, older male shouts it at an immigrant who has just said that they are heading back to their homeland soon, it becomes incredibly non-P.C. If you're still confused, check out the example:
Immigrant in America: I won't be around for the next month. I'm traveling back to my homeland in Africa.
Dumb American: Oh yeah? Bring some water with ya!
Immigrant in America: (Confused look on face...thinks to self, "should I be offended?" and walks away)

(This would also work for Mexican immigrants.)

You're so dog water my guy 

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite
Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy

Bong water 

Bong water is the water that rests inside of the chamber of a water pipe. Contrary to what many might think, heavily used bong water contains many pyschoactives including THC and CBD's.

The reason is because only 80% of the THC in each bong hit will reach your lungs. The rest is either lost in the pipe or stuck in the water. Unburned herb may still be in the chamber as well.

Drinking bong water can cause extreme stomach pain and discomfort. Using an ISO alcohol extraction to collect the resin is much more efficient and healthy.
Desperate, the man took his pipes and chugged down the bong water, in an attempt to get high.
Bong water by DlMEBAG March 3, 2009

is water wet 

Water is a liquid and liquids are wet
Eric: is water wet
Kacper: yes
Crowley: it’s a liquid so it’s wet
is water wet by Iswaterwet November 28, 2017

Blue Water Princess 

A slang term used to describe a woman who had, or has, or still continues to have sex in a porta potty
"Yo dude you gonna hang out with that one chick tonight?"
"Hell no dude im not gonna have at a Blue Water Princess"

Hot water 

"Lemme get you some hot water, - Citizen kain. (Urban slang for sum fuck)
Bro your gf doesnt give you the hot water anymore? Damn what a virgin
Hot water by Sumfuccboi September 1, 2017