Franklin the turtle 

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.

As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.

Franklin the turtle by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell 

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

Two Dead Turtles 

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

Two Dead Turtles by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

Off the turtles back by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

Nick the turtle 

LBH

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH

Nick the turtle by RatRunner August 3, 2025

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck 

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019