King Saud University

College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted

King Saud University is still better than KFUPM, cope and seethe.

by Al7mar October 2, 2022

Universe

When an enemy/villain in a movie or TV series is redeemed without addressing or facing consequences for their wrong doings.

Originally coined from the show Steven Universe

She killed their whole family, but they let her live at the end just because she was nice. They totally Universe’d it!

by LongDongS1lver October 5, 2022

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Cumbia University

A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.

Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit

by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022