Trap

Mallory from Lunime

Person: *points at Mallory* Who is she and why is she so cute?
Lucas: Thats a guy
Person:So its a trap
Lucas: Yes

by bluej3y July 22, 2019

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

Dust Traps

Can be used to describe a single female (Dust Trap)or a group of females (Dust Traps) who sleep around a lot and play with mens hearts.
popularised by a master of women, Mr Sheen.

Example 1:
Son: Dad, there was a man in mommy’s bedroom yesterday when you were at work and i walked in on them wrestling with their clothes off.

Dad: i knew i shouldn’t have married her she’s a proper dust trap.
Example 2:
Friend 1: Those girls over there look nice let’s go talk to them.
Friend 2: Nah i know them their all proper dust traps.

by CafeTeamMember2 February 2, 2022

B-Trap

A B-trap is a conversation with no means of escape, and next thing you know it's 4am and the trap cycle has not ended. If one would simply walk away this would not end the trap. Often times it involves one highly interested party that continuously speaks about subjects such as work.

"Dude don't go talk to Bob he's talking shop again"
" thanks for the heads up, I have no interest in getting caught in a B-Trap."

by hey_you June 7, 2014

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011