baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

ass robbery

To take the anal virginity of a person.

The masked man entered the bank and yelled " Everyone get on the f*cking ground, this is an ass robbery "

by Ropter Copter June 27, 2014

ass chunk

when you grunt a loaf and chunks of hardened poo drop into the toilet

"jon ate too much pasta and got ass chunks the next morning"

by Thugbunniefolife March 16, 2007

ass number

a random number - one that's pulled right out of the ass

No, I didn't calculate the sale price - it's an ass number

by Carl Barringer June 19, 2007

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010