The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014
Get the Roadside Taco Burglary mug.When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.
Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.
by albertocrat June 8, 2015
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Get the Soft Taco Tuesday mug.A social gathering made up of three or more heterosexual females. (Or, the female equivalent of a 'Sausage Party'.
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Get the Fish Taco Party mug.A phrase used by people of Latino/Hispanic cultures in response to people referring to them in simple stereotypes, referring to them as 'tacos' to sum up a culture, or assuming they are of Mexican descent.
The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.
The phrase is mainly a direct response to First Lady Jill Biden's speech, where she simplified the multi-ethnic community of San Antonio to the Mexican-American dish "breakfast tacos," in a quote from her speech: “The diversity of this community... as distinct as the bodegas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.” prompting the phrase as a response to the cringy assumption/pandering.
Person 1: "Did you hear that speech from Jill Biden in San Antonio the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."
Person 2: "Yeah, I can believe she said that crap. Like, I am not a taco."
by DictionaryContributor B===D July 16, 2022
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by White_Trash_4life April 25, 2017
Get the tAcO BeLLs: Potato mug.A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.
Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.
Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!
by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021
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