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tAcO BeLLs: Potato

by White_Trash_4life April 25, 2017

Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014

double dicker taco

When you and your homeboy double team a Mexican chick. Thats pretty much it. But thats how it starts. The double dicking must be done simultaneously to apply to this definition.

Last night, this chick Juanita, was into both of us gringos. We convinced her to come home with us and had the most amazing double dicker taco.

by albertocrat June 8, 2015

Soft Taco Tuesday

The Female equivalent of a sausagefest.

There are no guys on the cheer squad this year it is a soft taco Tuesday

by Definedgarrot May 12, 2016

Ghost Taco Supreme

It's an empty Taco Shell, full of sour cream.

"Yeah, can I get a number 4, a number 12, 2 Ghost Taco Supremes, A large Mountain Dew, and 10 orders of Cinnamon Twists?"

by Obsidian_Linguist April 19, 2017