Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography July 23, 2015
by Ol groper December 10, 2016
During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
by Fantestically Challenged May 09, 2024
When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 06, 2021
A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll
‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’
by Johnb34 February 10, 2023
A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
by Pink Dolphin November 21, 2015