Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Dick ride day

Dick ride day is on August 4th

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up

by Dshsus August 3, 2021

Donkey Riding

When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it

Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

ride

road is a uncle that someone rides..

she rides her uncle

by chunkycherry88 September 3, 2020

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Ride Leasing Ltd

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!

"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"

by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021

turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017