fent posting

when you’re scrolling on instagram reels doing something and acting like their nodding off.

nate: bro wtf is this?

cj: oh yeah, he’s fent posting

by club_679 February 29, 2024

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it

Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024

Post TMS depression

Depression after an episode of the morning show.

Mitch just died, I have post TMS depression

by Takemyphoneaway May 11, 2022

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 7, 2023

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".

No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.

by QuacksO February 23, 2024