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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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blow

Nigerian pidgin slang meaning To make it in life with loads of cash & money. Sometimes this comes with fame.
That my guy don Blow
If i Blow, i go spend on my number 1s
by naomiK July 26, 2021
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General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.
by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022
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Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.
by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018
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