muffin trap

The act of sitting on someone’s face with your bare ass

yo dude the girl i was hanging out with last night tried to muffin trap me.

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

baguette eating muffin

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by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

muffin sundae

The sexual act consisting of:
1. lip banging
2. preheat her dutch oven to about 150
3. Start doing the pineapple upside down cake.
4. Flip your dick. (You know what it means).
5. Reverse apple pie that hoe all the way to pound-town.

I was going to have some ice cream, but my girl wanted a muffin sundae.

by Baking4dummies August 24, 2014

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018

Slut muffin

Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.

For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."

For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."

by Ratjar99 February 19, 2014