muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Muffin

Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region

Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.

by PledgeKiller69 December 25, 2023

Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018

guttar muffin

Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .

Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }

by E tha Mutha Fukin D OG April 23, 2018