choke job
choke job by jon rucini November 10, 2007
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Baby Job
1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.
2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.
2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
Baby Job by element6643 April 18, 2009
Turtle Job
This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.
Turtle Job by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010
Chunky Blow Job
When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.
Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?
Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.
Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.
Chunky Blow Job by Pryan1369 January 20, 2011
Government Job
A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.
This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.
Government Job by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006
Hannibal Hand Job
When a fat older woman rubs Paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. Often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. Named for the small town that pioneered the practice, Hannibal, NY.
Hannibal Hand Job by David VanDyke November 8, 2006
Dream Job
The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.