Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019

Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth

Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth

by Henry kid November 29, 2021

Jake

Big bean head nonce and no dick

James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”

by PaPa jimmy June 5, 2018

Jake webber

The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.

"What's your hobby?"

"Talking about world domination and Danny devito with the jake webber cult."

by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best.

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Jake

Jake is dumb and yeah stupid

Jakes hella dumb

by Dumb lord July 16, 2019