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jake

jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.

he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.

he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go

CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU

i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
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Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016
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Jake Satran

Literally satanic real form of Jake Tran, a Vietnamese-born American educational/commentary YouTuber and entrepreneur
I already watched Coffeezilla video about Jake Tran, now i know that he was actually Jake Satran
by Cure Earth August 18, 2022
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ella+jake

they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..
ella+jake are not the smartest couple
by panackaed July 18, 2022
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Jake

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
Jake please don’t bring those guns to school
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Jake

A meme, mii and one of a kind. Can be an ass while always using innuendos. Can be quite a lad. Just don’t let any bromance get in the way.
by HayFuckingHoe May 19, 2020
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Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime
Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure
by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023
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