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Fivever never and love fourever

A manner of respectfully expressing that someone's wish is so far out of the realm of possibility that you won't even be considering it not for one minute.
Friend 1: Can we please stop at Dutch Bro's on the way out of town?
Friend 2: Fivever never and love fourever
by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024
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fiver

give me a fiver!
by SpeedOfDoom July 9, 2024
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FiveM Brain

A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.

FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"

Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.

Note:

- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)

"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)

"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
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Fivequel

Definition:
(noun)A movie or series instalment that is the fifth in its franchise. A rare milestone in cinema, achieved by only a handful of franchises, where the storyline (mostly) holds together across five related films.n
Examples:
• “The Bourne series is the ultimate fivequel—action-packed, connected, and full of Matt Damon punching people.”
• “Pirates of the Caribbean’s fifth movie was fun, but not every fivequel sticks the landing.”
• “Twilight’s fivequel technically happened because they split Breaking Dawn, but hey, it still counts.”

In a sentence, for contextual purposes :

:
1. “The Bourne series is the ultimate fivequel—Jason Bourne punches the CIA, the CIA punches themselves, and Matt Damon somehow makes parkour look like therapy.”
2. “Pirates of the Caribbean’s fifth movie proved even Jack Sparrow couldn’t charm his way out of Disney milking every last doubloon from that franchise.”
3. “Don’t bother with 3 out of the 5 Twilight fivequel films—you’ll end up wanting to grab garlic and a wooden stake to make it stop…all of it”.
by FivequelFanatic January 20, 2025
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FiveM players

Fucking faggot ass loser ass kids that sit on the game all day and buy hacks because they are so fucking dogshit, and can't get good at a game. They call you ass even though they can literally see you through walls, and their crosshair locks on to your head. They have an ego over a video game and call you a random on discord even though it's literally just a fucking video game. They are so obnoxious and usually have a nerd ass voice because they talk shit to you whilst their balls haven't even dropped. If you try report them, the fuck ass admins of the server do not do their job and ban them even though you send an full blown proof that one of these faggot ass kids is cheating on their server.

FiveM players are a bunch of loser ass kids who do nothing but get on the game to talk shit, usually they will tell you to go band for band, call you a random, or just be a complete dickhead for no reason even though you've done nothing. They are just a bunch of sad fucks who use the only money they have to their name to buy cheats and cheat on the game for a week, get banned, and cry because they have to pay for more than they have to get unbanned on their favorite server. Dumb ass retards.
"me and my friends are fivem players"
"you are all fucking losers"
by ihaveaura9421 February 25, 2025
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Fiveskin

When you have some fucked up genetic mutation causing you to have two layers of foreskin, resulting in ultra-insulation and boosted levels of dick cheese.
“I heard Tommy has a fiveskin. His ex said it looks like the stands at a Packers game down there.”
“Yeah I heard. Talk about layering up for the winter.”
by ballfartsex March 18, 2025
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fives

a five-dollar bill.
"Joe counted his money: six fives and three twenties"
by Arminkshipper May 4, 2025
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