Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Dirty mug

1: Meaning to be an ugly person, often derived from the expression 'ugly fuck'.

2: Defined as a person who was raised in the country,
also called a 'redneck', 'white trash'.

john: "stop touchin' me ya dirty mug!"

by w4rs4w August 25, 2010

Dirty Mayhew

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"

by bob shnyder is a toothpic May 12, 2020

Dirty daan

The 100 cps clicker on minecraft that can finger a girl and go brrrrr

"Hey did you see dirty daan yesterday"
"yes that girl must be demolished

by elkavaz May 25, 2021

Dirty Theo

A dirty theo is the act of wanking of to a nude over photoshoped picture of ryan reynolds while talking on the phone.

i was doing the dirty theo while talking on the phone.

by The royal sosiety of jokes[NO] April 26, 2022

dirty jun

When in the act of anal sex you use peanut butter for lube

Last night we were getting it on she let me slide it in her ass dirty jun style and it Smelled like peanut butter jelly time

by Dirty Ed April 15, 2020