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Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
by Orange_crush June 26, 2019
mugGet the Macedonia wake up callmug.
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
mugGet the If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascistsmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again, It wont happen again, Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.
and then I said…”

Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”
by BillMcGov March 7, 2025
mugGet the Calling the beaglemug.
short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you
by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022
mugGet the short brown man called qasimmug.

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
mugGet the Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfastmug.

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