”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.
by 🏈 November 20, 2018
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by the man12345232 December 6, 2011
Get the apple popping mug.1. The round fruit of the tree of the rose family, which typically has red or green skin and crisp flesh.
2. The American multinational technology company headquartered in California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services.
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by Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov (Lenin) June 20, 2019
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Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.
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