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Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange
Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester
by Scribscrab May 30, 2021
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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
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Apples

a fruit which is red :/
Apples am I right
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saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015
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Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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Apple

kill youself
fuck you apple
by lonrad December 7, 2022
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