wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals

that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?

by jemal jackson April 23, 2008

Wet-o-pants

Sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to sex

Darryl is a wet-o-pants said Maria

by Jpjb June 11, 2006

wet bowel evacuation

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.

Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".

by Yo mama left nipple November 15, 2010

snorting wet meth

When a girl takes a guys load right up her nose and sniffs it further up like itz some kind of new, exotic drug. YOU SICKEN ME!

Chris: Hemi likes boyz! wat a faggot!
Dillon:wat u gonna do this weekend Hemi?Besides smell like a dead horse and not shower.
Hemi(fag):Im prolly just gonna go home , put on some country music and try snorting wet meth.
Aaron:BF3C 4 life nigga!

by NiPz Is MyHerO November 13, 2005

wet french fry

When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.

Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT

by whoremones July 19, 2014

Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.

"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

by P. B. Flloyd December 4, 2018