no u

an annoying insult my cousin wont stop using. its not funny nor clever.

Person 1: stop being an idiot
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *violently stabs*

by material gworl😻💅 January 12, 2022

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

U guy

A "U guy" is a male presenting person with a large amount of female features. Short hand for unisex guy, or undetermined guy. Term is casually used within small groups to adress androgynous male or male presenting friends.

Oh ya, Kevin has always been a bit of a U guy.

by ZucchiniPeenie April 20, 2024

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024

STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip

my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

no u no u

The ultimate answer to the ultimate answer. You cant do shit.

-"lol u suxx xdxd"
+"no u"
-"no u no u"
*fucking dies*

by Blue-no u April 12, 2018